I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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