I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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