We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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