Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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