I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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