best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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