STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
babies were throwing up all over the place
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
it's unicorns you uncultured swine