Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?