the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
The uberlube is also flammable
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo