it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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