: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I look better un-naked...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He called his prostate his "boner button".
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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