i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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