i just google imaged poop.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm way too hungover for life right now
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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