another moral hangover. fuck.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
my poor anus
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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