So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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