So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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