We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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