is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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