Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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