I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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