I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
cat food counts as protein by the way
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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