I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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