And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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