party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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