Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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