Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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