The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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