who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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