I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
