Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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