I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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