You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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