Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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