i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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