His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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