I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
pray to the hookup gods
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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