He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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