David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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