don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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