Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Are we still banned from the library?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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