Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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