i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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