I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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