hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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