Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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