In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I faked an abortion last night.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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