did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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