Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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