I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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