my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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