i was born a porn star she said
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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