naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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