im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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