I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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