from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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