i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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