i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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