I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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