I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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