did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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